Nobody on the Internet seems to be here for the look that might as well be called what it is: a wedgie. PSA: shoving your bikini bottoms up your butt doesn't make your butt look bigger, you just look like you have a major wedgie. Am I the only one wondering how hiking your bikini bottoms up became a trend? Damn maaaa that wedgie gotta hurt.
LeAnn Rimes Flaunts Some Bikini Butt Crack While Riding That Serfbort In Hawaii! - Perez Hilton
When you're not the same size on top as you are on the bottom, but you can't buy them separately. Sometimes, you can buy the top and the bottom separately, which is great because odds are, you're two completely different sizes there. But the bikinis whose parts can't be purchased separately are usually the cutest ones you want more than anything, but you can't buy them because bikinis are cruel and weird sometimes. When you're tall and the bottoms barely come above your crotch.
More specifically— what one wears to the beach: a Brazilian bikini. Gotta get that bikini body back! Shock took hold.
A few weeks ago, two mom friends and I took our five collective daughters swimsuit shopping. Shopko was having a big sale, and the girls — ranging in age from 10 to 17 — had outgrown their suits since last season. Our girls all have what I would consider healthy, positive body images. My daughter recalled horribly sunburned butt cheeks where her suit rode up a bit while she was tubing on her stomach last year. And they wanted colors besides pink and sparkly.