Tinder ; the home of the young and bae-less. My relationship has kept me off the app, but from the constant string of complaints my mates make about life as a black woman in the Kingdom of Tinder, it doesn't sound like I've been missing out on much. Guys on Tinder will bang on virtual drums, declaring that their love black for women in the shittiest ode to anything ever, often to a load of black women who just want to get back to some regular raceless sexting. Saying you love black girls is as flattering as saying you love women with noses or earlobes. Obviously — that person did not get a response back.
Top definition. A mud shark is any white girl who, due to peculiarities in her psyche, dates only black men. There are two distinct types of mud sharks : Type I Mud Sharks the most common are fat girls with little or no education who, rather than dating a white guy from the bottom of the heap, go for a mid range or low-end black man. Type II Mud Sharks less common are good-looking girls usually blonde who are trying to make a statement by dating a black man.
That maybe we like each other. I fantasize about our meet-cute. I spent my childhood surrounded by black and brown kids, but when I got to high school, suddenly everyone around me was white. Like most of the girls in my class, I wanted attention from the boys. But while they chased after blondes and brunettes, I was ignored.