A note: This is one of the most difficult pieces I have written for a while because it discusses a very gruesome topic that many of us would prefer not to think about. This will also hit a raw nerve with many women and I apologize in advance for this. However, sometimes things like this occur and have occurred and I would like to present an actual account of this type of affair. Well, having an office wife is something I am squarely against. Although actual statistics are difficult to acquire since an omnipresent statistician, who sees into the bedrooms of everyone, thankfully does not exist. Furthermore, many female coworkers are neither immoral nor open to being placed into the role of office wife. In fact, I would dare to say that most people aspire to living their lives from a moral foundation; and that many women within the workforce would not have an affair with a married man.